“IF YOU DON’T LIKE ME…BITE ME!”.

Through out the years there have been numerous brilliant Vampire movies and TV shows made that have captured our attention, especially with the many appealing actors used to play the part of what should be considered as evil and disgusting blood suckers, but to most of us fans they are something far more sexy and incredibly alluring. If we take a moment to look past the gorgeous un-dead males and actually concentrate on what was said, then you’ll realize that there have been some great quotes, some of them were funny but more importantly some were simply beautiful. These are my personal favourites…

Interview with a vampire –

Louis -  “Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires”.

 Claudia – “How avant-garde!”

Lost boys –

Grandpa -  “One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach… All the damn vampires”.

From Dusk Till Dawn-

Seth – “I know what’s going on… We got a bunch of f***ing vampires out there, trying to get in here and suck our f***ing blood. And that’s it. Plain and simple. I don’t want to hear anything about "I don’t believe in vampires," because I don’t  f***ing believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw, is  f***ing vampires… Now, do we all agree that what we are dealing with is vampires?”.

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Seth – “Do you have a cross?”
Jacob – “In the Winnebago”.
Seth -  “In other words, no”. 
Scott -  “What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross”. 
Sex Machine -  “He’s right. Peter Cushing does that all the time”. 
Seth -  “Okay, I’ll buy that”.

Bram Stoker’s Dracula –

Dracula -(about the wolves that are howling)- “Listen to them… the children of the night… What sweet music they make”.

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Dracula – “I give you life eternal. Everlasting love. The power of the storm. And the beasts of the earth. Walk with me to be my loving wife, forever”.  sigh!

True Blood –

Sookie - "Bill, you were just licking blood out of my head. I don’t think it gets much more personal than that."

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Sookie -  "So, how do I look?"

Bill – "You look like vampire bait

Sookie -  "So, you’re saying I look nice?"

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Eric - "Humans… honestly Bill, I don’t know what you see in them."

Vampire Diaries –

Damon – “I have a diabolical master plan.”

Lexi – “What is it?”

Damon – “Well if I told you, it wouldn’t be very diabolical, now would it?”

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Damon – “The names Salvatore…as in saviour”

The Twilight Saga -

Emmett – “Fall down again Bella?”

Bella – “No Emmett I punched a werewolf in the face”.

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Edward -  “if you ever bring her back damaged again…and I don’t care whose fault it is, I don’t care if she mearly trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head…if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that mongrel?”

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Edward – “And So the lion fell in love with the lamb”.

Bella – “What a stupid lamb”.

Edward – “What a sick masochistic lion”.

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Edward – “Before you, Bella, my life was like a moonless night. Very dark, but there were stars, points of light and reason. ….And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire, there was brilliancy, there was beauty. When you were gone, when the meteor had fallen over the horizon, everything went black. Nothing had changed, but my eyes were blinded by the light. I couldn’t see the stars anymore. And there was no more reason for anything”. Sigh!

If you guys can think of any more that deserve a mention then let me know in the comments box.

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